Puffin' Book

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This is the most pointless book
since How To Gibber was translated
into Gibberish by a gibbering madman
who spoke only fluent Portihello

I.M.OFF My proverbial
tits and loving every
fucking second of
it.

Mr Potatoe Head walked to his garden
His head almost immediatly
refused to go too : it stayed in
constant fear of the sow -
toothed beaver which
patrolled the magic patato

3 Million years of
evolution and this
is the climax.

I am a munchkin
he exclaimed.
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